🚨 CLASSIFIED 🚨
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED!

Congratulations, Agent.

Your registration has been accepted.

You are now an officially ranked Spy in the Go Bananas Spy Network. 🐒

Apeoleon is currently gathering Rocket Metal and preparing for future missions. Your assistance may be required at any moment.

Stay alert.

Stay bananas.

And never forget the Official Network Code Word:

🍌 FISHAWACK 🍌

Further instructions will be transmitted when the time is right.

Until then...

Be bold.
Be weird.
Be Shameless.

And if you do not hear from us, proceed to the designated rendezvous point:

SPY HEADQUARTERS
BOOTH #8
FISHAWACK FESTIVAL .🐵

And remember; The whole world is counting on YOU!

— Charles J. Conlan —Code Name: CC

Founder, Shameless Product Placement

P.S. If Tolui Kung contacts you, deny everything.

P.P.S. If you step in dog poo, discard your shoe and blame your brother or sister.

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